I've run out of euphemisms

I've run out of euphemisms

$102.00

done with crayons on a 11 x 12 inch page of watercolor paper.

Now the price is $102.00, if it doesn't sell in a couple days (December 17th 2018) it will be $12. 

(This scribble is a hand drawn one of a kind piece of art. If once you hold it in your hand realize life is short and that there is very little to hold onto and you wish you were holding something else, send it back to me and I'll give you a refund.)